How come all the other cancers get shade but yours doesn't? This sucks.
I know, huh...oh well...it's all good though.
And this is the kind of shit I talk about with B, though that is the first time I actually said/typed the C word. I retold this text to a friend who found it horrifying. I can see that but this is what I do with my brother. I can't joke about this with anyone else but him cause that's how we roll. When he was hospitalized, a day after, I told him how dare he try to 1-up me. (It'd been almost a year since my diabetic life began.) He laughed and remarked that he knew I would eventually say that.