Why can't you be normal?
You're still cute, though.
Lily, my first cat, 9 years ago. She is a total bitch and it's that sole reason why she lives with my mom. She refused to live with Apolo and Logan, her brothers from another litter, and even lunged at Apolo once. Bitch. But, I love her.
"You think I look bad? Shit, you should see them."
This is what happens when you're a bitch and you take on the racoons, you wear the Cone of Shame.
My Lily, plant killer and guard dog.
Logan is all sorts of needy and whiny, but remarkably, he's the alpha male. He has no balls so I don't get it. I just notice that he calls the shots and he gives looks to the others and they back away. Odd.
Because I can.
One of these days, I am going to buy this and find out, once and for all, what the fuck they do all day. Maybe I'll just get shots of the couch.
Boochie, Apolo and Logan many years ago. Sigh.